Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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