Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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