ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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