Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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