I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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