I heard we made out
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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