haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do plants get herpes?
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