i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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