And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
