Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just had sex bonerless
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Someone signed my nipple.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
