It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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