Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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