He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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