Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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