is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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