Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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