My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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