I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Houston, we have a squirter
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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