Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I AM VODKA MAN
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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