I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
