What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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