If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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