lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
