the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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