Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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