I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
