508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I got inside last night via doggy door
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
