READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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