She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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