Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Damn victory sex feels great
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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