And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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