I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
what day is it and did you see me today?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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