Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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