I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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