downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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