Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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