the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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