Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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