So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Randomize
