And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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