The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
pray to the hookup gods
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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