Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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