Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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