Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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