I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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