We won't sleep together?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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