UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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