Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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