ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
