im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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