Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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