My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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