The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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