i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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