Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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