Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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