About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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