we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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